Welcome to ROLE_PLAYING
_GAME!

In order to win, you must explore the mystical magical castle of doom.
Each door will bring you closer to the magical super awesome riches that
await.

I hope you can stand the extreme pressures, it will drive most normal men
mad with anger and love. (Also you win when you gain 1000 Stuff, Junk and Crap)
   
   
  Click in different places on the castle to explore and uncover different adventuring stuffies.

 
 
NAME: Jeff Hoobstank AGE: 31 SEX: M STUFF: 0 JUNK: 0 CRAP: 0
HP: 14 ST: 7 DX: 10 MANA: 12 KARMA: NEUTRAL ALIGNMENT: NONE MONEY: 1000